Dubiously Pennsylvania Avenue

                  (Owed to the Thief)

      By Bob Someone-or-Other

You've got a lot of nerve
To say you are the Prez
But ya never was, right from the beginning

What Jeb got you, ya don’t deserve
Screw what Dan Rather says
I’m tellin’ you that stealing isn’t winning.

Just because Al Gore now says
You’re his Commander in Chief
If he knew the Constitution, he’d be knowin’

What we all know much too well
You’re just the Pretender’n’ Thief
You and your lousy junta should best be goin’

We know the reason
That you plot behind our backs
Poppy’s boys are the crowd you're in with

Do you take us for such fools
When it’s a natural fact
We are not the ones you can take in, to begin with

You see us out in the street
You’ll call out your boys in black
You say, if we are not with you, we’re with the bad guys

Ya know you’re not the same ol’ boy
Since you stopped smokin’ crack
It’s just too bad you’re not even good at tellin’ lies

No, we do not feel that good
When we see the orders you decree
Your dad’s and Uncle Ronnie’s crimes you’ve covered

Now it’s time, like us, you understood
That everyone will see
Your slimey trial, you worm, you'll be discovered

I wish that for just one time
You weren’t your evil father’s son
And just for that one moment you were human

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You knew you weren't the chosen one
Maybe there's some chance that you'd be true man

You've got a lot of nerve
To say you are the Prez ...