My Favorite Things

Music by Richart Rockers
Lyrics by Nascar Hammerbrain

Toasting more convicts is upping my rating
My dad and his pals have so much money waiting
The see-lection's done 'fore the fat lady sings
These are a few of my favorite things

Stealing elections is making us wealthy
Kickbacks for our pals is keeping them healthy
We pick a war cabinet and start pulling strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Pipelines and poppies and top-secret war plans
Cheney and Rumsfeld love killing those Afghans
Selling oil futures and living like kings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the fowls roost
When the shit flings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad




©2001, R. Louis Richards, Hs.D.